My Life as Open Source

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

有次問朗朗仔學校的茶點是甚麼?

「我響學校食完『較剪』先放學。」
「『較剪』!?」
「學校有『較剪』食,食完先放學。」

都係爹爹醒,問係咪「餃子」?原來是食餃子做茶點,教朗朗仔講過幾次,最後還是說成『餃剪』。

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晚飯,朗朗仔問:「花花去咗邊?」
「『花花』!?屋企無花花喎。」
問過幾次,朗朗仔急起上來說:「『花花』呀!拮野食的『花花』呀!」
啊!原來是「叉叉」!

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昨晚看了此片,有好多消防車:

3 Comments

  1. katana, want an avatar? Get a gravatar.
    13:39 on February 4th, 2010

    倪匡先生也如此好玩,講「索k」,似清酒 「sake」,全桌皆暈

  2. mango, want an avatar? Get a gravatar.
    15:22 on February 4th, 2010

    Hey, you were on TVB. I found this news clip on Youtube. “070709铿锵集-最好的配方-part2″ @00:03:00, http://bit.ly/dcpSw6.

  3. nikita, want an avatar? Get a gravatar.
    18:14 on February 4th, 2010

    @mango: 倪老鄉音沒改,沒字幕幾乎不知他講乜。

    @mango: 啊,對,那是我兩年前接受鏗鏘集訪問時拍的,我個仔已離乳了,謝謝告知。