講開收音機,想起中學時逢星期六必聽的老人|時間!玩電話,讀信,每期不同的話題。玩電話呢段差不多是少年時代的搞笑經典,當聽完「劉德華」後到了現在每提起肉緊地學阿Jan 講「我想見華仔呀!你地放左佢啦!記得有次是阿Jan 讀信的配樂係Michael Jackson 的Thriller,阿Jan讀左封信一半後便扮Michael Jackson唱歌,仲分別扮左兩次!另一次阿Jan 阿葛唱歌配音係CY Kong 作曲的初戀,囧漹齯肭菾菑U中文唱左日文,仲懶有紋有路,果次我睡在床上聽的,笑到我架架聲比阿妹話,不過現在想起都仲笑得出!而話題呢,暑假時請過嘉賓,有集請左劉德華講鹹蛋超人,劉德華講完後乾塘,結果後段無野可講,唯有講其他無厘頭野。有集嘉賓張學友,話題係膠表,遠礄仉watch 炒風甚盛。有集嘉賓梅艷芳,佢遲到,German在梅艷芳未到時勁播 「在台上我覓理想~~~~~」呢句,到後間唔中攝一兩次,搞到佢好唔意思,叫German唔好再播。German當時最愛歌手彭嘉麗,我記得German曾經開咪講左句野,幾時就唔記了,唔知German 現在仲係咪在商台做野呢?有集話題係發育,阿Jan成晚都提住「腎lu」「病 lu」同「便 lu」話係醫病用。
其實當時要我聽收音機聽到一點鐘係有點難,因為中學時一般|十點睡覺,有時老人|悶的時候真係|在報十二點新聞時睡著了,個收音機就無熄。所以我多數|邊聽邊錄,萬一睡了都有得補飛。於是又|有d聽眾寫信笑軟硬話好悶,悶到睡著了連收音機都無熄,所以個收聽率仲咁高!
現在軟硬拆擋了,這段老人|回憶只能在這裡重溫!
唔知你地覺唔覺得囧潃茼n鬼似樣!二十年前的IQ 博士裡要製造完美機械人(牛奶糖)來征服全世界的馬斯特博士同想出戰打仗的現任日本首相小泉純一郎,兩者都係頭髮凌亂,細到線狀的眼,高直的鼻。嘩!真係不可思議呀!
注意:本人沒有老人院錄音,請勿留言要求索取,謝!









17:07 on April 25th, 2005
my brother 好神心咁錄起左80% 既老人院時間,之後由錄音帶轉到MD,now就過埋落ipod,真係見證科技發展。
老人院之前,佢地係sat晏奏有個show call”車欠石更”,每集有個主題黎玩gag 的,我錄左一集係用檬面超人做topic 的,真係玩到殘ga。話檬面超人失業要同溫兆倫一齊返大陸登台,後來重要拍咸片”色降”tim
16:58 on August 8th, 2005
hi~~ I am Eugene. I like 軟硬 so much~~ I also download some of 軟硬老人院 from winmx, but just a little bit..and you said that your brother 錄起左80% 既老人院時間 right? If you don’t mine can you send it to me!? This is my msn (esclau@hotmail.com)icq (25136081) I am looking for 軟硬老人院 like few years..I really like them, just like you when I am high school student in hk, i always listen it on saturday..anyway you can add me by msn or icq~~
12:43 on August 10th, 2005
thx so much, but I need ask my brother, 不過我多數兩個月先見到佢一次
11:22 on September 29th, 2005
hi pcheung25! I’m Marlin. Just like Eugene, I’ve been searching for Soft Hard’s archives for years - yes, for years! Would it be possible that you ask your brother to mail me a copy as well, please? I’m very serious… My contact email is marlin9107@yahoo.com. Thanks in advance…
20:07 on November 28th, 2005
Hi~~你好呀~~
我都好鍾意軟硬架….但搵咗好耐都搵唔到呀~~~
可唔可以叫妳brother俾d軟硬老人院俾妳呀….等妳send俾我地啦…..thanks a lot!
06:05 on January 25th, 2006
I would love to listen to all those program again. PLease let me know how I can get it.
Cheers,
Dave
00:13 on February 13th, 2006
請問有無95年的老人院.我搵左好耐都無
如有可否send比我..謝謝