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Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

注意:以下母子對話內容含extreme 肉麻成份,頂唔順者會當場噴飯嘔血不止,厲害過含笑半步釘同五雷穿心掌,guts 少者勿看。(連我自己都頂唔順!)

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餵完朗朗仔食奶,他累得睡在床上,想起做左奶媽咁耐,雖然明知阿仔好鍾意食媽咪奶奶,朝早同夜晚會定時定候走來扯開我件衫,用個頭仔「翁」我心口同時面容扭曲肉緊地叫:「奶奶奶奶奶奶奶!」,不過一直我都無問過阿仔媽媽奶奶好唔好味?所以剛才就試問一句:「媽咪奶奶好味嗎?」朗朗仔聞言即時爬起身坐起來點頭,然後大笑一番,我大喜,接著他又睡下來,於是我連番問了四次「媽咪奶奶好味嗎?」,他四次都爬起身點頭回答,做左奶媽咁耐,呢次真係好開心,個心甜到漏!真係sweet 到爆呀!朗朗仔你果然係識食過蔡樣同韜韜!媽咪有你呢粒寶貝仔每天開心到只係識得笑到見牙唔見眼!!!

朗朗仔,媽咪真係「巧開針」!!!講講下先發覺自己語無倫次之餘仲有點眼濕濕流眼淚添!!

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15 Comments

  1. s-weet死啦!!!!!

  2. aulina
    09:26 on November 1st, 2007

    我細仔,到而家都有時指住我問仲有冇得食…… :P

  3. eeb
    10:05 on November 1st, 2007

    Being a BF mom is tough but rewarding!!!

  4. 藍mama
    11:57 on November 1st, 2007

    真係好sweet呀!!

  5. nikita
    15:53 on November 1st, 2007

    冬冬:同意 x 100!

    aulina:啊?阿細仲記得架?

    eeb & 藍mama:同意 x 100!今朝我仲問左幾次… :D

  6. 未click開都估到你講嘅母子,就係你兩個,肉麻骨痺都值番啦!等我個仔大d,我都問吓佢先!

  7. 好sweet好sweet呀!我都等緊rafael同我講i love mama’s milk!

    btw, 想問你, 1歲過後仲有冇响office pump? 我expect rafael 1歲過後會食3餐奶, morning + afternoon + before bed, 唔知如果office唔pump, 只係morning/before bed 邊餵邊泵夠唔夠阿仔中午食呢? 可唔可以share下experience? thanks! :)

  8. 哈我覺得呢篇要置頂, 直至永恒呀~

    聽到我又羡慕又心甜, 最衰自己咁快唔餵啦:)

    媽媽奶奶~ 好味道, 營養高!

  9. nikita
    10:55 on November 3rd, 2007

    巧欣:你現在餵天天食野後,點頭說好好味咁佢就會知好好味係點頭。

    Amy:我諗我個仔識講完整句子時可能已自然離乳了。差不多啦,一歲左右可以早午晚三餐奶,要睇下你本身奶量多唔多同Rafael 一餐奶食幾多安。朗朗仔十個月時我奶量跌左好多,間中要補奶粉,到了一歲就掛泵了,直到現在就早晚埋身。

    火火:永恆置頂?我怕嚇親訪客呀,你都可以問下必必媽咪奶奶好唔好味,佢都會答你好味架。

  10. Cara ma
    13:27 on November 3rd, 2007

    真係羨慕c,我家牛丁點都唔肯講,唯獨係我出差前果晚佢扭食時突然彈左個”mulk”音出嚟,都唔知係真係假….下次gathering叫朗朗示範下,比d positive impact我個女先…哈哈哈

  11. nikita
    10:49 on November 5th, 2007

    應該就係真,牛丁咁醒!1118 再示範一下比牛丁睇啦。

  12. Jacqueline
    05:09 on November 9th, 2007

    今個星期上完最後一堂Gymboree. (HK 都有,唔知朗朗仔有無興趣 http://www.gymboree.com.hk ) 見你講kidermusik.又發現我屋企附近都有! ^^ 下星期試堂.可以比我”天天”試玩唔同班! yeah~
    楓葉國小B媽

  13. Jacqueline
    05:14 on November 9th, 2007

    btw, 我都要等我個仔大D,問吓佢先! ^o^

  14. nikita
    00:45 on November 13th, 2007

    Gymboree 有些課程可以自己教,例如Baby sign 和Yoga,暫時我頗滿意kindermusik 的內容,將來有機會去試試gymboree 吧。多謝你介紹先!問啦,BB 識答你時個心真係好甜。

  15. Jacqueline
    01:58 on November 13th, 2007

    O_o 乜HK既Gymboree係教Baby sign 同Yoga架? 楓葉國唔係囉. 係setup 唔同gym 野,好似baby gym 咁. 冇Baby sign 同Yoga.