My Life as Open Source

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

What’s up man? I keep telling jokes today. No, these are not jokes, these are real life incidents. I can’t tell if I’m lucky or not to work with these people. They drive me crazy sometimes.

This is hilarious! And don’t miss the Twist…

Today, D and V - while talking about R (behind his back) being a crazy “memory freak” who always memorizes useless cop news in his head, but can hardly remember important things related to office work - placed a Bet:

D said R can remember the exact Date of the devil cop’s shoot out with 2 policemen. V said no he can’t and he won’t, otherwise he really would be fucking nutty lunatic, a normal person just can’t remember such thing! Well all we do know it’s around mid-March but not the Exact date.

The moment of truth came: R heard the question, and without a pause, he answered “March 17, Friday!!!” D and all of us laughed at poor V who just lost $500.

Then the hilarious twist came - “It was my Birthday, that’s why l remembered.” said R. More uncontrollable laughter followed!!!

For the first time l can understand the tragedy of V, even though his theories are most often correct - as in this case - but he still lost anyway. It’s his fate, always the Tragic Gambler.

  1. 藍MaMa, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    09:12 on November 2nd, 2006

    It is better to have such funny (or crazy) colleagues rather than the DULL ones, trust me.

  2. Clement T, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    17:28 on November 6th, 2006

    Well… I remember that as it’s my birthday too.