My Life as Open Source

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

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軒軒頭上有麥田圈,我隻仔都有,我們沒有為他戴帽,就連枕頭也沒有用到,我和奶奶也覺奇怪,奶奶在街上看別人的寶寶,頭上也有怪圈一個,終推斷出萬能怪論:「個個BB 都係咁。」

軒爸友人留言道此乃「脫帽圈」,到網上翻翻資料,一於Dr. House 上身,發現並不是那麼嚴重的issue,因為除了脫帽圈外還要有其他病徵如多汗、睡不穩、方額頭,再加上要做微量驗試才可斷定是不是缺鈣,而寶寶又沒有後述的病徵,目前唯有試試給他曬曬太陽吧。

寶寶現在是隻麥田矇豬,長大後踏入青春期,會不會做「麥田捕手」?到了那時候,我還可以像現在從容面對嗎?(但要做麥田捕手,先要條件是有個做律師的老豆、一個在荷理活撈編劇的阿哥和一個讀書好醒的細妹,看來我隻仔都係無機會。)

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輪到軒爸角色扮演 X 檔案莫霍斯探員,展開麥田圈調查,望各位網友提供線索,早日破案。

翻開育兒資料寶庫,有關hair loss一文無講到咁嚴重喎,這篇文的內容跟脫帽圈現像有點相似,不過文中說首六個月BB 脫髮是常見現像。

講開脫髮,近日洗澡後發現自己脫髮比從前多一點(請看解釋),都係果句:「呢個係一個正常的現像。」

  1. 軒爸湊仔公, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    09:36 on October 27th, 2006

    青春期, 有排囉, 等下等下, 變「麥田守望者」啦.

  2. jaycy, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    10:20 on October 27th, 2006

    好多 BB 都會咁架,如果佢訓覺時成日兩頭 fing ,個圈圈會演變成一行,由左邊耳背一路光光地咁去到右邊耳背,好似大概半歲左右,先至會出返足頭髮補返個 loan

  3. 藍MaMa, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    11:12 on October 27th, 2006

    個人覺得Holden同小王子某方面好似, 如果仔女做麥田捕手,有幾多個父母可以從容面對?做小王子好似好d.

  4. pcheung, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    14:41 on October 27th, 2006

    係咪得一個鑽?

  5. nikita, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    15:07 on October 27th, 2006

    軒爸,咁又係,到囝囝青春期時我已唔後生喇,我唔想咁快老呀~

    jaycy:歡迎光臨!我一直有留意小豬利的成長,只是一直未有留言,多謝證實”好多BB 都係咁” 之怪論,以後請多多指教!

    藍mama:嗯,Holden 反叛,但小王子多愁善感喎,點得出邊方面好d 呀?

    Peter:無錯,一個鑽.

  6. pcheung, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    15:15 on October 27th, 2006

    一個鑽好呀,個人定性d, 分界又易d

  7. Chainsaw Riot, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    15:45 on October 27th, 2006

    一轉人、二轉鬼、三轉馬騮仔…

  8. 藍mama, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    16:05 on October 27th, 2006

    多愁善感可能唔會激到咁嘔血掛?不過就可能會擔心一d.

  9. nikita, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    00:17 on October 28th, 2006

    Peter:等我以為會快d 發達添,原來係「分界又易d」。

    電鋸:哎呀?我之前無聽過呀。

    藍mama:嗯…希望兩樣都唔好有啦,不過又好似無可能,哎呀!現在不要想這些,讀左書先算。

  10. tam, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    02:57 on October 28th, 2006

    Hi, 我是路過.. googleing “Open Source something”
    而第一次看您的 Blog,
    我的侄仔15個月大, 都係廣東開平人 :) 他給全家好多歡笑

  11. tam, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    03:09 on October 28th, 2006

    Btw, am I the only one using Open Source OS ?

  12. 藍BaBa, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    12:46 on October 28th, 2006

    me too …

  13. jaycy, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    16:52 on October 28th, 2006

    您唔好客氣啦 ^^ 其實人湊仔我湊仔,湊完都係一舊雲…:P
    不過「麥田圈」好早期豬利個契媽就話過比我聽,話遲 D 一定會好肉酸,所以有印象炸 ^^

  14. nikita, want an avatar? Get a gravatar. Reply to this comment
    15:58 on October 29th, 2006

    Mac OS 個核心有部份係Open Source,我算是partly 用Open source 的OS 吧!?